Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
About Deviant Dan WilsonMale/United States Recent Activity
Deviant for 11 Years
Needs Core Membership
Statistics 43 Deviations 240 Comments 19,519 Pageviews

Newest Deviations



Today I met my match, and it was technology.
Nobody else in the house was awake, but I heard loud music coming from my cousin's bedroom, which was open. I walk inside, and there's a smartphone blaring some insulting idiotic nonsense. Thing was, I couldn't figure out how to stop it. I turned the volume down to no effect, I stopped the music player, and still it screamed obscenely at me with that ear-assailing caterwaul of a song. The title said "the Jerk" and I was too inclined to agree, as I stood there like a jackass trying to find a switch to shut the damned thing off. I flailed it about like a primate and threw feces at it, but that didn't work either. In the end, I don't know how I terminated its bedeviling bedlam. Only that it had left me a heaving, raging, irate fool for being too dumb to properly phone. I don't remember being that livid at anything in a long time. Must be the stress. All I know is I will never own a smartphone. I'm obviously too hackneyed to operate one.
  • Mood: Neutral



AdCast - Ads from the Community



Add a Comment:
Imperius-Rex Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice gallery.
kitsu-with-staff Featured By Owner May 27, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, sankyu for the watch, Pink~
tigris-solemn Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
needs address pls thx!

leonhart-less Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2008
Thanks so much for the drop-in!
Vailiya Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2008
:wave: Thanks for the :+fav: on my Leon and Sora picture, A Lion's Patience.
Qhugo Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2007
hello random deviant :wave:
XxXPink-KittenXxX Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2007
Kitten: *waves* Hiya!
RadioactiveLoveEmo Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2007
wow! i love your art so much :)
definatly a watch :heart: :hug:
smiling-grouch Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2007  Professional General Artist
Yo! Thanks for the fav on "Piano Squall"! Sakuracon was awesome, was it not? It was my first time going, and it was so cool!
XxXPink-KittenXxX Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2007
Kitten: No prob..I was rather surprise to find your drawing of him...I'm glad you enjoyed your first year at SakuraCon and I hope you can go next year..>^_^<
Add a Comment: